/u/AdvocateSaint on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
I put on my robes and wizard hat.
View Article/u/x25e0 on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used on you?
I have a position available on my staff.
View Article/u/worstbehaviorrr on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone...
I’m from Arizona. Some guy stopped dead in his tracks & said “Whoa, the temperature today is 110 and I think I just figured out why.”Mostly it was his confidence and smirk that sold me. But that...
View Article/u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone...
Best one from a girl to me: working at my job ringing her up at the checkout and she seems really shy. She hands me the cash for her stuff and leaves in a hurry. I find a little slip in the folded...
View Article/u/Cyrodiil_Guard on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone...
Not a pick up line, but... My freshman year, I was riding home on the bus. A boy stands up behind my seat and asks me, "hey, can I borrow your phone? I forgot my house key and my mom isn't home" so I...
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You look A LOT like Prison Mike
View Article/u/DonyellFreak on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
Hi I'm date Mike nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
View Article/u/Small_Fire on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used on...
Furiously scribbling down notes
View Article/u/Clayman8 on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used on you?
I was part of a gaggle of geese, dressed in a very homemade goose costume. i kind of want to get to know you better, because your parties sound way funner than mine
View Article/u/GrimmSheeper on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
If nothing else, I got to see someone actually use the word “malarkey,” so it’s good for me either way.
View Article/u/high_larry_us on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
this sounds like 100% malarkey but I wanna believe it so bad
View Article/u/giro_di_dante on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
Not a girl, but too good not to share. It was Halloween. I was part of a gaggle of geese, dressed in a very homemade goose costume. I was at a house party and the backyard was packed. I got separated...
View Article/u/rivox1 on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used on you?
I took a flight last week. The flight attendant was gorgeous, but she was busy. I smiled a lot, she smiled back, but couldn’t get to talk to her during the flight. I jotted down a note that read “You...
View Article/u/UndercoverMartyn23 on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone...
My husband actually got me with my favorite one. It’s a bit weird, but it worked. He sat down next to me and said: “Fat penguin.”So I was like “What?”So he goes, “Well it breaks the iced doesn’t it? My...
View Article/u/pupsnpogonas on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
My boyfriend now, on our first date, like stared at the ground and out of the blue really shyly said “wow, you’re really really pretty.” That fact that he had like worked himself up to say it and then...
View Article/u/bearrington on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
When I was on Tinder, my default pic was from Halloween the previous year when I dressed up as Ensign Crusher from Star Trek: TNG. I matched with a cute guy, and he messaged me first: "Permission to...
View Article/u/ijustmadethis1111 on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone...
yeah I'm not sure why OP doesn't want other people to be happy
View Article/u/Enzohere on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used on you?
do not walk up to a girl and say thiswe've been together for 4 yearsYOU JUST DONT WANT US TO BE HAPPY
View Article/u/indecisive_disorder on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line...
I was the new girl at work and it was a slow day so I decided to get to know my coworkers better.Me: So what do you do for fun?Coworker: Why don't you come over and find out?We've been dating for...
View Article/u/spyritsyrup on Girls of Reddit, what's the best pickup line someone used...
Hey baby, I heard you like studs. I got the STD, all I need is U.And that's how my parents got together.
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